May 2009
11 posts
WatchHilarious shit from SNL last night, for all four of you who haven’t seen it already.
Me -> Pile of laundry this morning.
“Don’t you dare look at me like that. Don’t even look in my direction, seriously.”
“—”
“You think I like it to be this way? I hate you as much as you hate me, I promise.”
“—”
“You’re a dick, bro. I do my best with the given circumstances, and that’s all I can really do. I get home and you’re here,...
GO SEE ANGELS & DEMONS!!
If you’re in need of wasting $19.00, it’s the hottest ticket in town! In retrospect, I don’t know what I was expecting…but it certainly wasn’t that. Dog doo.
“Know this: I wrap my rascal two times, ‘cause I like it to be joyless and...”
– Master Shake
TFLN, continued.
Okay, so I didn’t really do this site justice with the little mention I gave it yesterday, so here is a little bit of personal commentary/unpacking of a few nuggets from this blessing of a webpage—small and tender examples of what make this place my new favorite place. Let’s not stand on ceremony, curtain up: (201): he wasnt completely random (914): you’re right. you met him once...
TFLN →
Probably the funniest goddamned site going.
'Bron better.
But the trophy is coming home, daddy.
“Lebron James officially named NBA MVP, with 109 out of 121 first place votes, Kobe Bryant 2nd.” —ESPN